How to Deal With a Surprise Penis

How do you deal with a surprise penis?

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Tamara, the confused first-time prostitute, has to deal with this very problem. Find out how she manages.

Laughter a plenty in this anthology of short romantic comedies. It’s free on Amazon at the moment.

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(Very) Short, Sweet, and Kinda Sexy is live on Amazon!

Do you like short romantic stories?

Sweet ones?

With a sexy flavour?

Then you’ll love (Very) Short, Sweet, and Kinda Sexy.

On sale at Amazon.

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Blurb:

Relax and leave the workaday world behind. Join in the fun and laughter of these six short, sweet, and sexy romances.

Titles:

HOW TO DEAL WITH A SURPRISE PENIS: Tamara meets her very first customer and is relieved to discover Luke is charming. Although he has a very surprising, um, penis……

OUT ON THE LEDGE: Strong, alpha fireman, Dave, saves the life of a lovely lady. Find out the secret of why she then proceeds to tell him to shut up.

THIS KISS: Sweet librarian, Jessica, participates in a hot, no-holds-barred kiss with Bad Boy Michael. For research purposes, of course.

SLEEP DEPRIVATION BLUES: Sleep deprived Laurie storms upstairs to have it out with his neighbour once and for all. But it’s not Fred who answers the door.

ORAL SEX WORKSHOP: Caitlyn is determined to get the hang of this oral sex business.

HE SAID, SHE SAID: Sweet, sexy conversations between friends reveal loneliness and longing for love.

 

 

 

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A Bubbly Holiday

A Bubbly Holiday has been featured on Mae Archer’s blog.

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Many thanks, Mae!

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A Bubbly Holiday – 96 cents on Amazon

A Bubbly Holiday – Three Sweet Short Stories in Tropical Paradise

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is 96 cents on Amazon.

 

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A Bubbly Holiday is Free on Amazon!

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A Bubbly Holiday – Three Short, Sweet Romances in Tropical Paradise

is free on Amazon for the next five days.

Would love you to check it out.

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A Bubbly Holiday is Go!!!

My anthology of sweet but a smidgen sexy short stories is up on sale – 99 cents!

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Buy Link: Amazon

 

Blurb

Chase away those winter and work blues with these tropical delights.

A Bubbly Holiday ~ Lots of bubbles and a hot temper provide Ellen with her only protection when a handsome intruder bursts into the bathroom of her tropical island resort. But good manners dictate she share the champagne…

Moonstone Magic ~ Caitlyn and her boss Jack had been attracted to each other once, but all that joins them now is work. At a little, wooden beach house in the remote tropics, they see each other with new eyes—although that story about her mum’s moonstones having magic powers is nonsense. Isn’t it?

Lifesaver ~ If you’re going to be saved from certain death, your lifesaver may as well be tall, dark and handsome. That’s what Alexa thought when a gorgeous stranger rescued her from the raging surf. But when she recovers and wants to thank her hero, she can’t find him. Luckily, fate takes a hand.

 

 

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Champagne and Tropical Islands

A Bubbly Holiday is nearly ready to fly!

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Keep an eye out for my new anthology of short, sweet romances

 

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Throttle is Go!

(You can find details about all of my books on my Home Page.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Throttle by Sassie Lewis is:

fun,

full of great characters, and –

hot, hot, hot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Buy links:

Smashwords, Free sample from Smashwords

Amazon.com, U.K., Australia, Canada, Japan

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Sassie Lewis is a born and bred Australian. She lives on the outskirts of Brisbane Queensland, with her husband, two daughters, one son and a dog that hates having a bath.

She swears like a sailor, and blames her ability to over share personal matters – matters that fall into that TMI category – on a faulty brain to mouth filter, that forgets to tell her “This isn’t appropriate dinner conversation”.

An avid reader since childhood. Sassie came across erotic romance in her mid-twenties, falling deeply, madly in lust with the genre instantly. And has had wet panties ever since.

With her somewhat skewed and unique view of the world, along with a little encouragement from her father, she thought what the heck! and she penned her first erotic romance.

She hopes to drag you into the world she’s created, and leave you as breathless and wanting, for her fictional friends, as she became, while writing them.

 

You can find Sassie at:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sassie-Lewis/1701542196738044?ref=hl

https://www.tsu.co/SassieLewis

https://twitter.com/SassieLewis

or leave a review at Goodreads

Come and join her Launch Party on Facebook

 

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Hot and Sexy Deadly Secrets

(You can find details about all of my books on my Home Page.)

I am so happy to welcome Lacey Roberts to my blog. And I can tell you, in all sincerity, her book, Deadly Secrets, is right down my alley. Can’t wait to read it.

 

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DEADLY SECRETS

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FEBRUARY 11 – FEBRUARY 18


Blurb:

Take one hot, sexy cop add a beautiful Forensic Pathologist and you have one heck of a steamy love affair.

BUT, who is threatening their lives?

Whose life is really at risk?

AND, why has a young man been murdered and what the hell do snakes have to do with it all?

Buy Links

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Excerpt:

Flynn pushed through the glass doors into the Forensics Centre. A young woman at the front desk glanced up. He grinned as she licked her lips and gave him the once over. He was used to this from women but still hadn’t figured out why they responded this way. Without vanity he knew his looks were better than average, but nothing special. Women obviously thought different.

“Can I help you?” she purred.

“I’m looking for where Doc Reid is performing an autopsy.” He flashed his credentials.

“Room two, sir.”

He nodded, thanked her and strode down the corridor. He stopped at a door where a plaque proclaimed it led to ‘Examination Room 2’.

Flynn entered the airlock space and donned a pair of white coveralls, mask and white paper cap. He then stepped into the examination room. It smelled of antiseptic, unidentifiable chemicals and death. Not his favourite place to be.

Lily was bent over the corpse. She appeared deep in thought and he cleared his throat to make his presence known. She straightened and glanced up. “Detective, come in.”

He moved closer. “Anything yet?”

“I’m really baffled and wondering whether your crack about vampires is very far from the mark.”

Flynn raised his eyebrows.

“The two puncture marks in the neck had some sort of fluid in them that prevented the blood from clotting. Poison of some sort but my initial tests don’t recognize it. I’ve sent it to the lab for urgent analysis.”

“That would explain the huge amount of blood loss.”

“Yes it would, especially as no major veins or arteries were severed in the area. The other puzzle is the puncture marks on his scrotum. The surrounding tissue is blistered, badly bruised and necrotic.”

Lily lifted the sac and pointed out two large puncture marks under the balls. They were identical to the holes in his neck. The skin was swollen, wrinkled and black.

“Christ, what did that?” Flynn’s balls reacted to the gruesome sight by trying to climb up inside him.

“I don’t know for sure but my guess is a snake.”

Flynn’s puzzled look questioned her sanity.

“A snake? We don’t have snakes that leave bloody great holes like those.”

“I know, which is why I’m baffled. It doesn’t add up. The aligned puncture holes, the poison which prevented the blood from clotting, and the tattoo on his chest.”

“Tattoo?”

“Yes. Look closely. It’s a cobra tattooed on his chest.”

Flynn dropped his head to study the ink on the victim’s chest. “I’ll be, it is a cobra. I assumed it was some sort of tribal thing when I first noticed it.”

“You need to get close to see the snake head, but once you do it is very clear.”

“Snake worship, doc?”

Lily held her hands up, palms out. “We don’t have things like that here. Snake worship only happens in Africa as far as I know, and we certainly don’t have cobras.”

“Give me some answers. All you’ve done so far is tell me what it isn’t. Tell me what it is.”

“I don’t know. I’ve never seen it before. I’m going to need more time to figure this out. I’m sorry but I have told you all I know at this point.”

“Dinner?”

“Excuse me?”

“I asked if you would have dinner with me.”

Lily glanced around the room as if expecting something.

“If you’re too busy I understand.”

“No, no. It’s just I have a policy of not getting involved with colleagues.”

“Jeez doc, I’m not asking you to marry me. I only want to have dinner with you.”

Lily reconsidered. “Of course. Give me twenty minutes and I’ll join you.”

“Meet you out front?”

“Yes please.”

“I have a couple of calls to make. I’ll be waiting.” With that, Flynn left the room.

 

Bio:

Lacey Roberts is the pen name I chose when I began writing Erotic Romance.

I grew up in Sydney but now live in sunny Queensland where I spend my days walking my dogs, reading and writing. Married for almost 41 years, my husband and I also enjoy a great deal of travel.

My plans for the immediate future include travel to the US to meet some of my author friends.

I hope you enjoy my latest release which is set in Canberra, Australia – the Nation’s Capital. This story is purely fictional but there are numerous real places and facts covered. I could not have made it as realistic without the advice of the A.C.T. Police Media Centre and the Forensic Medical Centre at Sydney University. I am grateful to both.

Author Links:                    

Website:                                 http://robertslacey1955.wix.com/lacey-roberts

 

Blog:                                                      http://laceyvixen.wordpress.com

Amazon Author Page:                    http://amazon.com/author/laceyroberts

Facebook:                                           https://www.facebook.com/LaceyRoberts2014

 

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Anthology going super cheap!

Thirteen stories for 99cents. What a bargain!

Annie Seaton’s Coastal Collection Boxed Set

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And just in case you didn’t notice, the very first one in the set is mine. 🙂

As it says on Amazon:

If you love romances set by the sea, or a romantic Italian lake, or even on an island, this collection is for you. Chase away the winter and work blues and indulge yourself. Thirteen sizzling romances.
REEF MAGIC by V.K. BLACK
CUT TO THE CHASE by FIONA McARTHUR
LIGHT KISSES by JENNY SCHWARTZ
TROPICAL DELIGHT by MAXINE SULLIVAN
SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF ROMANCE by SUSANNE BELLAMY
MERMAID by DARRY FRASER
JEWEL OF THE LAKE by CARLA CARUSO
PLAN B by ELSA WINCKLER
HAWK by ANN B HARRISON
END OF THE RAINBOW by TEA COOPER
SAND BETWEEN YOUR TOES by EMKAY CONNOR
GIFT FROM THE SEA by DARRY FRASER
THE CABIN AT CRAYFISH COVE by WENDY HUME

 

 

 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TCKEAMI

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